Archive for December 7th, 2004
Spam with a Purpose
Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
It?s hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn?t, why is it so close to Texas?
`She hit me on the head with the rock again.?
`I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.?
`Sweet kid.?
`You have to get to know her,? said Arthur.
`She eases up does she??
`No,? said Arthur, `but you get a better sense of when to duck.?
(From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, I believe)
And, my personal favorite:
Men?s skin is different from women?s skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman?s skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ?
[EDITOR?S NOTE: To make room for news articles about important world events such as agriculture, we?re going to delete the next few square feet of the woman?s skin. Thank you.]
All found in comment spams on this site.